Fool-Proof Guide to Life

 

 

You know what I hate? People who think their shit does not stink. You know what I’m talking about.. those cocky son-of-a-bitches who think they’re all that and a bag of chips.

We’ve all bumped into them or if you haven’t, you will. So I’ve come up with a no-fail, fool-proof guide of the top ten ways to get through life:

• Confidence. Wear it like make-up. Heavy and Strong.
• Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Make the perfect moment.
• Do what you want. If it’s something you’ll regret in the morning, sleep late.
• If it doesn’t burn on the way down it’s not worth the taste.
• Always smile in the morning. It makes people wonder what you did last night.
• There’s nothing a girl wants more than what she can’t have.
• We’re only young once so let’s screw this up right.
• Live your life crazy and love every second of it.
• You never really lose you just run out of time
• Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect nothing.

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One thought on “Fool-Proof Guide to Life

  1. “Lets screw this up right.” ~ Love this! I definitely giggled and thought about Lori-Beth Dinberg when you said “All That and a bag of potato chips.” Had a nickelodeon flashback. But seriously, this is all so true.

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